FUNNY JOKE:)

MAD MAKER!!!

I would walk my little tail down to big old Bank of America and show them the real strong arm of the law: THE END OF MY DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN!!! YES SIR!!! Then I'd sue:)

ROOOOOAAAAADDDDD TRIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!!

Once I left my hometown of Childress, Tx, I would jump in the Mazda and head north on a 24 hour, 1542 mile trek to Washington D.C. While In D.C., I will make a stop at all the attractions. Three in particular: the Washington Monument, The Smithsonian Institution, and The Lincoln Memorial.
After leaving D.C., I would then drive to South Dakota to see the famous "Mount Rushmore."

After seeing these rock heads, I would jump in the Mazda and make my next

commute to Nevada where I would stop at the Hoover Dam. There, I would gaze at the lands aroundeth me in awh. After taking a thorough tour of the facility, I would then load back up and head to my final destination: ca ca ca California. (not very far from the Hoover Dam)

Arriving at the beach immediately, I would slam the car in park, jump out, strip down while sprinting towards the water, unfold my packable boogie board, and quickly absorb the sun as I slap onto the water. Yea, thats nice:) Anyways. After spending bout 3 weeks getting numerous tatoos and piercings I would finally pack up and drive the 17 hour, 1186 mile trek home. Once Arriving, I would sleep. For a long time.