The Mountain Men

Once upon a time, in a far far land, there were two hobbits named Bert and Ernie. These two little men were raggedy fellows with long hair and even longer toenails. They ran through the woodlands like squirrels scampering on the forest floor.

One fine evening, Bert and Ernie were climbing a willow tree when they looked over and spotted something. Through the trees, in a distant view, was a mountain. These two had never seen such a creation. They had been in the forest for so long that they weren't quite sure how to take in the sight. So they stared at it for a moment, and decided that they would make a journey to the far away land. After climbing down from the willow, they departed back to there village to debate when and how they would go on this new adventure.

Gathering bread and water, a blanket and there toenail clippers, they were finally prepared for the intense excursion they were about to endure. After a couple of hours of walking and hiking and walking and hiking and walking, the two hobbits were growing in excitement as they were becoming closer to there new find. Another two weeks passed by, and the two mend were out of food and water, there toenail clippers were dull, and they had began eating grass due to the fact they had lost 45 pounds a piece. That's not good because they only weighed about 90 pounds to begin with. Besides that, Bert and Ernie just knew they had to be somewhere close for they had been hiking for days and days. Just when they were about to turn back, the trees began to thin, turning into a meadow, and just over the plain was a tremendous hill. Such a large hill that it wasn't a hill at all. It was a mountain!! The two tiny hobbits began to jump for joy!! YAY YAY HIP HIP HORRAY!! They had finally reached there goal!! Or so they thought. They still needed to hike up the face of there find. So, just at they had began once, they set out again, hiking and climbing and hiking and climbing and hiking up up up up the tall mountain. Since grass didn't grow well on the mountain, they ate dirt and worms. This made them lose another 5 pounds. Not good for people who started out at 90 pounds. Then, all of a sudden, there faces began to warm, there eyes closed as they knew where they were. They stepped to the very top of the mountain. They really had reached there final goal. Sadly, they were stupid enough to keep there eyes closed. They were so overjoyed that that kept walking and fell off the mountain on the other side and died.

It's okay though, this story was fake anyways.